If The Culmination Of Your Entire Academic Career Leads To An AI-Gen Substack (W/ Subs Tiers $100+/mo) -> Your Academic Career As A Dept. Chair Has Failed -> It's Not Going Anywhere BC That's Very Bizarre (2026)

Your AI-Gen Substack As A Dept. Chair (W/ Subs Tiers $100+/mo) Is __Irrefutable Evidence__ That No One Serious (PhD Student/Post-Doc/FAANG Companies) Wants To Work With You So Why Is That Surprising That Your Career Led To This (Completely Predictable)

If In The Process Of Sabotage You End Up Getting Fired As A Dept. Chair, What Is That? It's Absolutely Hilarious.

You Tip Your Uber Driver, So, Your LOR Writer That Is Now A Dept. Chair & Given A Struggling AI Generated Substack Venture, Wanted To Be Tipped, How Much Do You Venmo Them? Is $2 Enough? By Who: Me Or The Schools? (2026)

There Is A Reason Why You Look & Think Like This: Detecting Inbreeding Through A Dept. Chair’s Posted Selfies On BlueSky Using AI & Then Quantifying Its Negative Effects On Intelligence By Mining BlueSky Posts (2026)

The Case Of A Dept. Chair's Parents That Are Actually Cousins Who Met At A Family Reunion Speed Dating Event — Detecting Consanguinity In Your Own Family Tree With Amateur Bioinformatics Using TPOT & Aliro, Snakemake And Heatmaps And Etc. (2026)

AI-Generated Substacks (Even By A Dept. Chair Of Only BlueSky Fame & Notoriety) Are The Affordable Fake & Knockoff Rolexes Of Writing: The Canal-Street-ification Of Credibility & Thought Leadership (2026)

You Have To Be Able To Do The Whole "Song & Dance" -- What I Learned About Writing Pipelines & Heatmaps From William Hung's (Of "American Idol" Fame & Pursuits) Failed Audition. Hint: Shebangs! (Perl Reference) (2026)

From Rags To Riches To The American Dream In The Land Of Opportunity, Similarly, Local Magician To Business School Professor & AI Expert - How To Make Sense Of The Absolute Senseless Or Can You Ever? (Fall 2026)