Latest — Jul 14, 2026 It Is Entirely Impossible That You Can Ever Do Your Best Work, Or Anything Close To It, In Philadelphia. New Jersey = Yes. New York City = Yes. Bethesda/D.C. = Yes. But As Ins. Dir, That Was Your Best Work, Then What Does That Say About You.
Why Is Your Favorite Wharton Professor (Self-Proclaimed AI Expert But Is Otherwise Too Technically Challenged For Anything Other Than Email) Look Pasty And Covered In Sweat On CSPAN #SenateHearing
When Your "Better Call Saul"-esque IP Lawyers Get The Entire Loser School Called In To A (Public) Senate Hearing Over Resignation That Turned Into Almost A Decade Of Stalking -- A Window Into Things To Come. PennAI Gets Its Much Needed Fame & Publicity
If The Culmination Of Your Entire Academic Career Leads To An AI-Gen Substack (W/ Subs Tiers $100+/mo) -> Your Academic Career As A Dept. Chair Has Failed -> It's Not Going Anywhere BC That's Very Bizarre (2026)
Your AI-Gen Substack As A Dept. Chair (W/ Subs Tiers $100+/mo) Is __Irrefutable Evidence__ That No One Serious (PhD Student/Post-Doc/FAANG Companies) Wants To Work With You So Why Is That Surprising That Your Career Led To This (Completely Predictable)
If In The Process Of Sabotage You End Up Getting Fired As A Dept. Chair, What Is That? It's Absolutely Hilarious.
You Tip Your Uber Driver, So, Your LOR Writer That Is Now A Dept. Chair & Given A Struggling AI Generated Substack Venture, Wanted To Be Tipped, How Much Do You Venmo Them? Is $2 Enough? By Who: Me Or The Schools? (2026)
There Is A Reason Why You Look & Think Like This: Detecting Inbreeding Through A Dept. Chair’s Posted Selfies On BlueSky Using AI & Then Quantifying Its Negative Effects On Intelligence By Mining BlueSky Posts (2026)