Latest — Jul 20, 2026 Holy #Cow Jason, Not The Best Time To Switch To Salads BC Of The Lettuce Recalls #RevengeBody
Here’s An Ironic Wharton-level Hot Take: Never Waste Your Time Working At An Institute That Harbors, Attracts & Retains B- (If You’re Lucky), C- & D- Level Players With Extreme Inferiority Complexes #PennLosers
You Have A Frivolous IP Army Of MDs/Law/Engineering/Business Degrees Working For You. OK. Fine. I Have Those In My Family, They’re All A Phone Call Away. Bring It On. #PennLosers
A Dept Chair is 100% Revenge & 0% Revenge Body, Similar To Plankton (Spongebob) Being 1% Evil & 99% Hot Gas. Those Longitudinal Cholesterol Blood Reports Must Be All Red, Wasn’t Worth It, Right?
Seeing Your Greatest Opponents/Haters Let Themself Go On IG (i.e. No #GymSelfie Or No Revenge Body, Disheveled & Bar Hopping) & Still Be Obsessed With You As You Ignore Them - Is Exactly How It Is Suppose To All Happen, Yes, This Is The Correct Timeline
Ppl W/ Adv Degrees Have A Very Spec. Training In An Area (!Other Areas) & Even Then They Can Be Wrong. They Can Be Great At Science But They Can Also Be Great At Politics (Persuading Others They Are Right), What's The Point? More Of A Hindrance To Science
Another Golden Rule I Live By Since My Time In Industry -- I DO NOT Take People With Adv Degrees Seriously, I Just Do NOT, I Just Don't Care To & Neither Should You/Anyone Else
If You Cannot Point Your iPhone At Yourself In The Gym Bathroom Mirror To Take A Selfie In Your Men's Lululemon & Post That Online Instead #GymSelfie -- That's Not My Fault, That's Entirely Your Fault & Now You're Selling T-Shirts On Etsy As A Dept Chair
"You Seem Like A Nice Person, So Why Are People Willing To Die On Hills, Willing To Throw Away Their Entire Careers To Ruin Yours" -- A Memoir I Will Write One Day, Maybe, One Day I Will Have An Answer BC I Dunno, Why Are People This Pathetic